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synecdoche: SNOOKI IS MY POWER ANIMAL. Finally saw this show....

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:49:25 -0500

synecdoche:

SNOOKI IS MY POWER ANIMAL.

Finally saw this show. New goal is to meet and eat pickles with Snooki and then steal the duck phone.

Things I Plan To Do Over Pt. 1 of Break

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:48:36 -0500

Give blood
Make a gingerbread house
Crochet a hat and a scarf
Find 3 new bands that I like
Learn how to play 3 songs on keys
Stay up all night
Take 5 polaroids
Write a love letter and mail it
Try coffee
Do my grandma’s quilt portfolio
Download World of Warcraft
Go to coffee shops and try and meet new people
Watch NCIS and Criminal Minds religiously because there’s never anything else on

Wireless headphones.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:18:41 -0500

acewepeel:

Invent these.

And not the big bulky kind.

I can’t tell you how many times the wires get caught on something and the headphones get yanked out of my ears as I curse the sky.

Or they get tangled up and I look like a dumbass as I try to untangle them and look cool at the same time.

It’s almost 2010. I’m really surprised these don’t exist.

http://www.metaefficient.com/headphones/best-wireless-earbuds-ipods.html

Welp.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:39:27 -0500

It’s officially the end of fall semester. My last exam was yesterday and I think my last day of work was today. Almost everyone I hang with has left town already, so I’m going to jump on the ball and start cleaning my house.

And by cleaning my house, I mean playing Burger Shop 2 for the next two hours.

synecdoche: lookbook.nu

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:34:52 -0500

synecdoche:

lookbook.nu

Best girlfriend ever?

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:31:21 -0500

I think so.

Stoked for New Years and the days that follow.

AHHH I WON 500 OODLES ON GSN! Normally I win 5 or something. I...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:10:03 -0500

AHHH I WON 500 OODLES ON GSN! Normally I win 5 or something. I was 2 numbers away from the $10,000 jackpot. Guh.

I should be in bed. I have a final at 7:45 tomorrow morning.

ohryankelley: Techno Jeep This is one solid take, with every...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:10:19 -0500

ohryankelley:

Techno Jeep

This is one solid take, with every sound taken from the Jeep.

(via: juliansmith87)

this is so neat!

Things I Do Not Give a Shit About:

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:06:12 -0500

things that happened in high school
people from high school
drama ~~from anytime past the previous week~~
how drunk you were last night
how many guys you’ve hooked up with since you’ve been single
how many band guys you (pretend to) know
finals (I just want to be done)

OH MY GOD

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:03:10 -0500

DEXTER WAS RIDICULOUS.

Chatroulette.com is the new omegle but with videochatting. I had...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:59:50 -0500

Chatroulette.com is the new omegle but with videochatting. I had one boy call me cute and then do the whole insult flirt, one guy jerk off, and another two boys call me ugly. FUN!

omgjellybeans: alyssabee:hannahisdeceased: “Sometimes burning...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:38:57 -0500

omgjellybeans:

alyssabee:hannahisdeceased:

“Sometimes burning bridges is the only way not to return to unhealthy situations” - Christopher Guttierrez.

yessss. heychris helped get me through high school/beginning of college. (borderline embarrassing)

(via svennysvensven)

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:05:00 -0500

(via svennysvensven)

Lazy (and kind of embarrassing) Sunday

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:47:55 -0500

Today I:

Slept until 1030
Woke up and put on highwater flannel pj pants over some long johns with penguins skiing on them, a hoodie, a bathrobe on top of my snuggie (for all over coverage), and two pairs of socks
Played Burger Shop 2 for 3 hours
Made really good fried potatoes and onions using some questionable potatoes
Realized that the potatoes were bad and now I feel like shit

The only thing that makes this day not a complete waste is that I’m going to volunteer with the kittens at PetSmart in an hour. I hope I don’t throw up on them. I hear that’s frowned upon.

Tired, but I can’t sleep. I have a million things on my...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:40:49 -0500

Tired, but I can’t sleep. I have a million things on my mind and an achy tummy, so I don’t expect to get any rest any time soon. Guhhh.

spotless: omfg i keep watching 1:14-1:17 over and over...

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:50:00 -0500

spotless:

omfg

i keep watching 1:14-1:17 over and over hahaha

hahah confession. I was in love with this song when I first heard it. Yes, lyrically it’s awful and it’s autotune on crack…but when I’m driving and just need something to dance to, this hits the spot. Unfortunately I played it on repeat for hours (yikes) and killed it. COOL STORY #240.

ALSO, I saw the video for the first time last night and it’s hilarious in the worst way. You live at home even though you are 22 years old, but the fact that you DGAF is made clear within the first 45 seconds. I am impressedddd grrrlllll.

kelleeeee: FIVE things you wish you could say to FIVE different people right now: there’s...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:52:06 -0500

kelleeeee:

FIVE things you wish you could say to FIVE different people right now:

there’s a reason I haven’t been returning your calls.

i’m glad that we’re still friends.

jesus christ, move on.

WHAT’S YOUR DAMAGE?

let’s go get hot chocolate sometime.

TEN things about yourself:

I don’t have a lot of friends because most of the people I meet bore and/or annoy me.

I have a short fuse. I am easy to annoy and that annoyance leads to anger fairly quickly.

Even though the first two things make me sound like a bitch, I’m actually really nice to people.

I over-think everything and worry all the time.

I am 6’2” and I wear size 11-13 shoes.

Doing dishes is my least favorite chore.

I like cooking.

I can go a very long time without blinking.

Going to shows used to be my favorite thing, but there aren’t many here and I have no one to go with. So now I’m trying to find the next thing that I want to love.

I am left-handed.

SEVEN ways to win your heart:

being witty

having great smile

being able to carry a conversation

being nice to me/not being a flaky dirtbag

liking cats

appreciating the things and people in your life

having good taste in music

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:

are things going to work out

what does squirrel poop look like?

catscatscats

the future (job, life, family, etc)

why is everyone so boring?

where are the interesting kids at?

to-do lists.

FOUR things you do before you fall asleep:

wrap my hair

take out contacts

brush my teeth

set my alarm clock on my phone

FOUR things you see right now:

bread and jelly

my phone

tv remote

computer

THREE songs that you listen to often:

Thao with the Get Down Stay Down - “Swimming Pools”

The Maine - Life Like This

John Mayer - Clarity

TWO things you want to do before you die:

be completely happy and content with myself

everything on my “to do before I die” list haha

ONE confession:

I’m not that bummed about spending the holidays alone. While it would be so awesome to see all of my family, I’m kind of looking forward to the solitude even though I know I’m going to be really lonely. Odd. Guess it’s my way of coping with the situation.

Currently watching this and eating jelly sandwiches. + 20...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:09:56 -0500

Currently watching this and eating jelly sandwiches. + 20 points?

20* weather is not my thing.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:09:56 -0500

I am definitely a summer baby, but I’ve grown to appreciate the wintertime in all of it frosty glory. That being said, taking a 7:45 AM final when it’s 20* and windy BLOWS. It’s cold to the point that it actually hurts and you don’t regain the use of your fingers for 30 minutes after you get inside.

GUHHH.

What’s up west coast?

synecdoche: natashavc: krankmills: joelaz: Orangutan Takes...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:57:44 -0500

synecdoche:

natashavc:

krankmills:

joelaz:

Orangutan Takes Pictures, Shares on Facebook, via CNET

Nonja is an orangutan at the Vienna Zoo. She takes photos with a point-and-shoot camera that automatically uploads the shots to her Facebook Fan Page. Awesome!

oh my god.